Anonymsly, of course.
O hai, u look like u cair about teh unions! No, don’t walk aweh!
Union Cat known to sing at protests
U dont know bout bred n roses?
Lives 4,6,9 extra expensiv
Union Cat stretch a lot
Union Cat is also biWIN
Wil nap in statehaus until demand met.
Where Obama? He sed he’d be here.
Srsly, Union Cat is reasonable.
WHEN MEEMZ COLLIDE
Also too, hippiez
But srsly fokes
New York Times not as discerning as Union Cat
Also too mak n cheez pizza!